Pinnedrob whiteinSlackjawMy Children Are Not The Content Mine I Imagined Them To BeMy ugly baby just sits there, doing nothing, being nothing, and most importantly: earning nothing.·4 min read·Jan 4, 2024--37--37
rob whiteinSlackjawI Thought I Was Using AI To Write My Novel, But It’s Just A Guy Named “Al”I typed a defiant “?” followed by a more prodding “????????”·5 min read·Apr 14, 2024--5--5
rob whiteArmin Meiwes, My Parents and Dinner.You burnt the penis? That is just a waste of penis.·7 min read·Jan 17, 2024----
rob whiteI’m a Secondary Character on Murder, She Wrote, and I Have to Solve This Crime.She didn’t come alone, of course. The town’s overbearing mayor and useless sheriff were already on the scene, bumbling about, complaining…·5 min read·Dec 31, 2023----
rob whiteFourteen years ago, I put ketchup on a hotdog, and now I’m on death row in a supermax prison.Rudimentary phones with rudimentary cameras snapped pictures of a rudimentary man trying to enjoy a hot dog any damn way he pleased.·5 min read·Nov 20, 2023--1--1
rob whiteMeditating on the Wind With Thomas UglyWeinerDon’t fuck with that UglyWeiner·3 min read·Sep 19, 2023----
rob whiteinSlackjawI Was a Fuck Boy and Now I’m a Fuck ManWhen the MILFs become your peers, it’s time to reevaluate.·4 min read·Jun 17, 2023--12--12
rob whiteFridays Without Borders: Almost Masturbating in the Late ‘90sThe fall. A magical time when the colours begin to change, people start to bundle up, and sexual journeys begin. For me and, I believe, for…·5 min read·Apr 29, 2023----
rob whiteDigging Your First Grave? Here Is What You Need to Know.Location, location, location. What is true in real estate remains true when digging a grave.·4 min read·Apr 25, 2023--1--1
rob whiteI Am the Gimp From Pulp Fiction and Here Are My Thoughts.There are days, and there are days, Let me tell you.·5 min read·Apr 13, 2023--1--1
