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rob whiteI’m a Secondary Character on Murder, She Wrote, and I Have to Solve This Crime.She didn’t come alone, of course. The town’s overbearing mayor and useless sheriff were already on the scene, bumbling about, complaining…Dec 31, 2023Dec 31, 2023
rob whiteFourteen years ago, I put ketchup on a hotdog, and now I’m on death row in a supermax prison.Rudimentary phones with rudimentary cameras snapped pictures of a rudimentary man trying to enjoy a hot dog any damn way he pleased.Nov 20, 20232Nov 20, 20232
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rob whiteinSlackjawI Was a Fuck Boy and Now I’m a Fuck ManWhen the MILFs become your peers, it’s time to reevaluate.Jun 17, 202313Jun 17, 202313
rob whiteFridays Without Borders: Almost Masturbating in the Late ‘90sThe fall. A magical time when the colours begin to change, people start to bundle up, and sexual journeys begin. For me and, I believe, for…Apr 29, 2023Apr 29, 2023
rob whiteDigging Your First Grave? Here Is What You Need to Know.Location, location, location. What is true in real estate remains true when digging a grave.Apr 25, 20231Apr 25, 20231