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My Children Are Not The Content Mine I Imagined Them To Be

My ugly baby just sits there, doing nothing, being nothing, and most importantly: earning nothing.

Jan 4

My Children Are Not The Content Mine I Imagined Them To Be

Jan 4

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Reflections on NOFX

My thoughts on the end of the storied career of a punk legends.

Oct 16

Reflections on NOFX

Oct 16

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Man Card Revoked!

“What good are you?” I yelled at my useless penis as I urinated.

Jun 30

Man Card Revoked!

Jun 30

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I Thought I Was Using AI To Write My Novel, But It’s Just A Guy Named “Al”

I typed a defiant “?” followed by a more prodding “????????”

Apr 14

I Thought I Was Using AI To Write My Novel, But It’s Just A Guy Named “Al”

Apr 14

Armin Meiwes, My Parents and Dinner.

You burnt the penis? That is just a waste of penis.

Jan 17

Armin Meiwes, My Parents and Dinner.

Jan 17

I’m a Secondary Character on Murder, She Wrote, and I Have to Solve This Crime.

She didn’t come alone, of course. The town’s overbearing mayor and useless sheriff were already on the scene, bumbling about, complaining…

Dec 31, 2023

I’m a Secondary Character on Murder, She Wrote, and I Have to Solve This Crime.

Dec 31, 2023

Fourteen years ago, I put ketchup on a hotdog, and now I’m on death row in a supermax prison.

Rudimentary phones with rudimentary cameras snapped pictures of a rudimentary man trying to enjoy a hot dog any damn way he pleased.

Nov 20, 2023

Fourteen years ago, I put ketchup on a hotdog, and now I’m on death row in a supermax prison.

Nov 20, 2023

Meditating on the Wind With Thomas UglyWeiner

Don’t fuck with that UglyWeiner

Sep 19, 2023

Meditating on the Wind With Thomas UglyWeiner

Sep 19, 2023

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I Was a Fuck Boy and Now I’m a Fuck Man

When the MILFs become your peers, it’s time to reevaluate.

Jun 17, 2023

I Was a Fuck Boy and Now I’m a Fuck Man

Jun 17, 2023

Fridays Without Borders: Almost Masturbating in the Late ‘90s

The fall. A magical time when the colours begin to change, people start to bundle up, and sexual journeys begin. For me and, I believe, for…

Apr 29, 2023

Fridays Without Borders: Almost Masturbating in the Late ‘90s

Apr 29, 2023

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rob white

Rob White is a Canadian-based award-winning filmmaker and part-time author. Follow him on Instagram @robwhitemakemakesstuff

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